SEINFELD: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.

SEINFELD: Twenty-five percent? No way, it’s like 4 to 6 percent. (…)

ELAINE: So basically what you say is ninety-five percent of the population is undatable?

SEINFELD: Undatable.

ELAINE: So how are all these people getting together?

SEINFELD: Alcohol.

(episódio «The Wink», série #7)